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Oddly Enough News Article | Reuters.co.uk
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi joked about declaring war on France on Friday and pretended to massage President Jacques Chirac, making light of a clash between their two countries over energy mergers. Leaving for the second day of European Union summit, Berlusconi told reporters: “There is no news, unless you journalists want us to declare war on France.”